I’ll be the mess, you play the medicine. Why don’t you fix me? I can’t help myself why don’t you fix me? You know I’m fading still

I’ll be the mess, you play the medicine. Why don’t you fix me? I can’t help myself why don’t you fix me? You know I’m fading still

awildhyzyappears:

kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

wolfae:

lord-kitschener:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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Well, that went into an interesting direction

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

My class today
  • Me: So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
  • Students: He likes her!
  • Me: Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
  • Students: That is just how boys are.
  • Me: Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
  • Students: Oh, that's not okay.
  • Me: Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
  • Students: Oh.
  • Me: Oh, is right.
utter-fucktard:

If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.

utter-fucktard:

If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.

  • History Teacher: He had all these huge ships...
  • Me: Oh my god, so do I.
  • History Teacher:
  • Me: Oh... you meant like boats.
psychotic-kittten:

loved-and—lost:

Self harm is always on your mind. You don’t see a pencil sharpener anymore you just see a blade, the same with scissors and knifes. It’s on your mind 24/7 and as hard as you try it’s always on your mind ~Lauren

psychotic-kittten:

loved-and—lost:

Self harm is always on your mind. You don’t see a pencil sharpener anymore you just see a blade, the same with scissors and knifes. It’s on your mind 24/7 and as hard as you try it’s always on your mind ~Lauren

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

infectious-hate:

Let’s hope it isn’t many reblogs. 

infectious-hate:

Let’s hope it isn’t many reblogs. 

never-surrender-posts asked: hi i love your hair!

Thanks I’m redying it soon!

pussypounder500:

teacher: you can do better

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